It seems as you’ve been sent to ‘hell’ in last suicide attack. Well if you are there, we feel sorry for ‘Ahlean-e-Hell’ and if you are still a burden on planet Earth  then why are you not ‘updating’ your blog????

You’ve nothing to write on your blog???? Don’t tell us plz.  Lawyers have gone somewhere from Pakistan or President Zardari has come out from President House??? Khadim-e-Ala Punjab has ordered to open Sustaa Petrol Station or Fazal ullah has embraced ISLAM??? Chaudhary Bradran have decided to go with tableeghi jama’t to switzerland or Hamid Meer Has learnt the use of “teer Kuman” ??? Dera Ismail Khan has been made ” Phulaan da Shehar’ or you dont see any kid on the road in torn clothes ????? Bolo…..

Why don’t you accept that you’ve been assigned the duty to cook the lunch and to help Baji (maid) in cleaning the wash rooms ??? Why don’t you write a post on the ‘golden’ announcement of ammi jee that ” main aag lga don gi tumhari ‘digrion’ ko agar tum ne zarda sahi tarah se na pakia tu” … And by the way why don’t you tell it to us that your father has gone to ‘other’ camp??? Why are you not brave enough to accept that your niece has advised you to learn how to change pamper of a child to avoid bizti period in Susraal ?? ANd on the top why are you not telling us about the bunch of idiots at your work place ???

So, when are you going to update this blog to tell us ‘truths’ of your life

Aaj wo din aa gya tha jis ka initzar usae ayk ursey se tha. Uss ki ‘muqadas’ maan ne usae janam diya hee es azeem din k liye tha. Shoro shoro mae wo apni takhleeq k maqsad se bey-khabar raha magar phir ’significant others’ ne usae khawab e ghaflat se jgaia aur es ‘mazhabi’ farezay ki chabuk dasti se anjam dahi k gurr sikhaye. Usae batia gya k hum hee es duniya pe jeenay ka haq rakhtey hain . Jo rastey mae aaye uss k khon ka aakhri qatra bhi nachor lena. ‘Shikar’ karna hmarey mazhub mae manna tu hurgiz nahi.Mahir shikari bano . Ghaat lgana seekho. Dushman ko lalkarna ub zarori nahi. Es pe ULEMA-E-HAQ ‘ijtehad’ kar chukay. Uss pe pusht pe vaar karo. Mardangi ki nishani dharri hee kaafi hae. Zinda bach aao gae tu MUFTI bun jao gae , maarey gye tu Hoorain joq dar joq tumhain baahon mae smeatnay k liye aain gi aur akhbar mae tasweer ‘bonus’ main.
Aae rah-e-haq kay talib, Koi Khuda k ayk honay pe yaqeen rakhta ho uss pe taras na khana . Koi Muhammad ko khuda ka aakhri nabi kehta ho uss ki jaan bhi na bakhshna jub tak wo es baat ki gawahi na de dae k Maulvi Fazalullah 21st century ka mujadid hae. Apney Maan Baap k liye bhi pareshan na hona. Qiyamat ka haal tu khuda janta hae magar yahan unhae hum dollars k haar zaror pehna dain gae. Hum khud bhi tumharey sath chaltey magar aaj zara paet mae dard hae . TARGET k nazdeek pta nahi toilet hae bhi k nahi. Maulana ko khansi ki shikyat hae . kaheen dushman hoshyar na ho jaye. Tu myrey bachey tumhae hi aaj ‘ shariat e Fazalullah’ k liye azeem qurbani deni hae. Daro mattt . Hum ne konsa kisi ajnabi jungle ka intikhab kiya hae. Apna ‘farm house’ hae jee bhar kay apney ‘darjaat’ ki bulandi k liye ‘kaafir’ maaro. Ummat pe itna asan waqt bhi kabhi aaya tha ????

Hye hyeeeee baechara Machaar …. Janey ‘kahan se’ RADIO pe daras sun k aa k jazbaat mae mujh pe ’suicide’ ATTACK kar betha …ub myrey hath pe uss ki laash parri hae….. Jaldi mae shaid ‘ Jacket’ pehn’na bhol gya ..chchchchchchchch

گر میرے انتخاب کی ساعت
میری تخلیق کا رمز بتایا ہوتا
آسیب زدہ جنگل میں
ترتیب و تدبیر کا باب سمجھایا ہو تا

پہلا سانس کسی ماہر شکاری کا جال
دوسراکسی حسین گناہ کے خیال کا نشہ
تیسرا شکست سے انکار
چوتھا بے بسی کا اقرار
پانچواں موت کی چاہ میں
موت سے فرار

اوراس ترتیب میں تقدیر کا کھیل
جوروز روشن کی طرح عیاں ہوتا
پھربھی گر جرم تا بعداری کرتا
مجھے مقتل جانا کچھ گراں نہ ہوتا

اپنی تخلیق کے گناہ میں
کچھ حصہ میرا ہوتا
عیش و انبساط کے کھیل میں
کچھ قصہ میرا ہوتا

صحرا سے زیادہ میرا دل ویران نہ ہوتا
مجھے مقتل جانا کچھ گراں نہ ہوتا

اس بحر بیکراں میں
ازل سے بے خبر
ابد سے نا آشنا
میری سر بریدہ ، کفن میں لپٹی خواہشیں
اپنی بے حرمتی کا جواز ڈھونڈتی
میری نوحہ کناں روح

مجھے جینا سہل ہوتا
مرنا محال نہ ہوتا

سر دار جو نا کردہ گناہ کا خیال نہ ہوتا
مجھے مقتل جانا کچھ یوں گراں نہ ہوتا

Cell phone … where are the documents???… O nooooo light is off… Ammi jeeeeeeeeeeeee nashta…. Siama pta nahi jaag rahi ho ya naa… O bhabi plz I want to wear black dress …… nahi bread nahi baqir khani… Allah mian light……… Hurry up Nimra we are getting late….. where r the numbers….. ok place a call to bhabi …. kitna rush ho ga wahan pe… uff dourrr garmi….. Strawberriessssssssssssss… itni mehngi ?????? toba toba… Yeh kya drama hae?? …. PAKISTAN….. O God bachey video games se kheltay hain aur ‘baray’ ATM machines se …. myrey sapnoo ki rani kab aaye gi tu …chali aa tu chali aa… Aray itni juldi yeh building bun gyee ..abhi 1 month pehlay tak tu yahan kuttay phir rhe they…. baray ‘aqeedat mand’ hain aaj tu… O Jumerat … Bhang aur charagh …. mithiannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn …. Mufti naeemi youm-e-muzamat…hainnnnn…. o acha 19th june…..darakht k neechay…qaum ka mustaqbil… bahon mae bahain… bus se umad’tey log..nahi nahi mae ‘woh’ nahi… jee abu ji aa rhe hain… phuphoo aap aagyeeeeeee…. qaumi assembly…Pakistani cricket team… jo rukay tu koh e garan they hum jo chlay tu jaan se guzar gye…rhe-e-yar hum ne qadamqadam tujhey yadgar bna diya…. hahaha… yousaf raza gilani….. teno lae k mae jawan ga …dil de k mae jawan ga…. shukar hae chaye mae cheeni hae

AAdil tagged me and I ‘m here with 98% honest answers hehehehehe….
Ub 2 % ki bey-emani tu ‘chalni’ chahye naa

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I appreciated smile on my face .
2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
1366 Sikka Raij-ul-waqt
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Crore … hahahahaha … and Shore
4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Let me check … My colleague
5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Stay that way …
6. What are you wearing right now?
Shalwar Kameez
7. Do you label yourself?
Yes…. I am an Idiot
8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?
Currently ???….. ECS
9. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright …. Quite unsual but I really want to get rid of ‘darkness’
10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
A truly Sweet Person.
11. What does your watch look like?
The one I keep during exams???? ….. Red n Pink
12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
At ‘midnight’ I was in the kitchen …making Paratha and tea for myself …. After that I did so many things but I was supposed to tell about only ‘midnight’ naa ?
13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Laakh pinjray ki shab-o-roz hifazat kartey
Punchi urr jatey agar hum na muhabbat kartey
Qafilay rah mae qadmoo kay nishan choor gye
Kash khushbu ki tarah dard bhi hijrat kartey
Who jo jazbat ki hurmat se hee na-waqif hain
Kesay mumkin tha k who pyar ki izzat kartey
Mil bhi sakti thi hamain uss ki rafaqat laikin
Hum bharay shehar mae phir kis kis se adawat kartey!

14. What’s a word that you say a lot?
“theek” … “sahi” …. “O Yaad aaya”
15. Who told you he/she loved you last? (please exclude spouse , family, children)
My beloved
16. Last furry thing you touched?
Nothing
17. Favorite age you have been so far?
My childhood
18. What was the last thing you said to someone?
tea plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz … ( said to my bhabi)
19. The last song you listened to?
‘Myrey Mehboob Sun’ by Nazia Hassan
20. Where did you live in 1987?
Faisalabad
21. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes
22. Is anyone jealous of you?
Yes
23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Clothes …… Smile
24. What’s your favorite town/city?
Faisalabad
25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
To my phuphoo…. On behalf of my father …. I think in late 90’s .
2 6. Can you change the oil on a car?
No, I cannot.
27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
My first big crush ….. my class teacher ….. latest news is that she is very happy with her husband
28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
No
29. What is your current desktop picture?
Picture of bacha party. My nephews and nieces
30. Have you been burnt by love?
Yes

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet babies standing infront of players … Hain yeh Younis Khan konsa ‘tarana’ parh rha hae hehehehehe….
Oh My God …Sri Lanka has won the toss …..
Happy faces in the stadium
Oooooooooooooo Simon Taufel
Who is this bowler ?????
Yeh AAmir kon hae bhiii ????? …. I havn’t seen him b4…

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Outtttttttttttttttt
Dun Dun Chik Chik Koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ub Yeh Shahzaib kon hae ????
wow …. 0/1

Good running b/w the wickets …
Razzaq ‘abhi’ tak team mae hae

Outttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Chaa gye hain Razzaq ‘ bhai’

Kya Shot hae yar ….

Sixerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

4 runssssssssssssssssssssss

Bowledddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Outttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Yeh main kya dekh rahi hon???? Yeh Sri Lanka ki team hae ya Zimbabwe ki …

Afridi … ahum ahum ahum

Yeh saarey Spinners ‘apeal’ karney k baa’d apney head pe hands kion rakh letay hain ??????

46 runs and 9 overs .. hmmmm

Jazba-e-hub-ul-watni ayk taraf … Jay sauriya ko in action dekhnay ko dil kar raha hae….

Yeh Shoib Malik abhi bhi team mae hae ???????????? buhut hee ———- hae

Good shot….. 4 runsssss… 11 4rm this over of Afridi …. hahahaha I think Afridi ne kaha ho ga ‘ chal yar tu v kheal lae …myri bari pe ghusa matt karna ‘

Goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ……. Wah Jee Wah ….. Itni garmi mae bhi “GUL’ khila hoa hae

Bowleddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd by Afridi……

Shukar hae itnay ‘ursay’ k baa’d mae match dekh rahi hon ..kumuzkum Dil doob doob tu nahi ja raha

Hye hyeeee Sri Lankan ‘ beauty’ aur itni pareshan… Pakistani players ko pta lag gya tu enhoo ne “Ehtramun’ haar jana hae

Ub tu myra ‘ Sitttta’ khealnay ko dil kar raha hae

103/7 ….. shukar hae kuch tu interest barha match mae

Great Shot…Sangakara …. zaburdast

Another great shot………. good cricket

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…… What a shot!!!

Sixerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

good vital runs 4 Sri Lanka

SL 138-6

hmmmmmmmmmmm…… Kuch bhi ho sakta hae….

Good start……….
Good stop….

(uff mujhey neend aa rahi hae )

Good bowling…

A dropped catch …… n the bowler is punished

Akmal tu lagta hae ‘andha dhund’ shot lagata hae…
OOOOO good bowling… Murli Dharan … really good

Akmal tu lagta hae ‘andha dhund’ shot lagata hae…
OOOOO good bowling… Murli Dharan … really good

Sachinnnnnnnnnnnnn …. One of my fav. batsman ….
Pakistani camp is quite worried … they need to be…. req. run rate 7.47 …

Good Shot by Akmal…
Acha achi shot k baa’d ground ko yeh aysey dekhtay hain jaisey pehlay na kabhi dekha ho hahaha…

Sri Lankan are very active in the field ….

Sixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx……… (finally)

Outtttttttttttttttttttttttt …. Jaysauriya bowled well

run out ?????…
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

O I love straight shot …….. yeh nya bllongra acha hae

Good single run…
Greatttt …..

OOOoooo Shaziab…. baby … could not understand dat Murli is churrliiiiii

Ahaaaaaaaaaan … Dil Dil Pakistan

Hye Allahhhhhh ub mujhey tension ho rahi hae

57 to win from 43 balls lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa……………

Sixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dun Dun Chik Chik kooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

4 runsssssssssssssssssssss …… zulam hae bowler pe hahaha

34-25 ……

hye Allah jiiiiiiiiiiii…
!
!
!
Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooo Sixxxxxxxxxx
Fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dun Dun Dun Dun

Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yahhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wowwwww!!!
Pakistan has won !!!!!!!!

Subah uth’tey hee

Khud se jhagra karti hon

Khana thunda khati hon

Paani garam peeti hon

Phir dil ko behlati hon

Chalo aaj sawiyan bnatey hain

Khata ho janey waley nishaney lagatey hain

3 months se Sadia se baat nahi hoi

Zara sabar karo abhi raat nahi hoi

Abhi chand warq baci hain es kitab kay

Saqi na ho razi tu pilaye kon ghont sharab kay?

Marna bhol gye ho kya ?

 chalo nimaz parh lo

Ankhain surkh kion hain?

 Kuch wazahtain garh lo

Myra khyal hae dear abhi kafi kaam rehtey hain

Muhabbat?? Wo jis kay dukh  aksar sehtay hain?

Phir……..

 Sar-e-raat monh-zor jazbay ghertay hain

 yadon kay rukh tujh tarf moortay hain

Main jaan bhoj kay haar jati hon

Aqal ko chorr ,junoon kay paar jati hon

Lafz jorr jorr kay ek pyam likhti hon

Tujh ko sun’ney ki khawahish teray naam likhti hon

Barey Ahtemam se PHIR

‘send’ se pehlay ‘delete’ dbati hon

Apni Muhabbat harati hon

Tumhara ‘faisla’ jtati hon !!!

(Nayni)

— Mujhey sab se ziada maza ’sach’ bolnay mae aata hae ( jee jee aap ko bhi aata hae )… Sach ko ‘edit’ kr diya jate tu wo sach rehta hae kya ?? please myrey lafzoon ko sirf  ‘izhar’ samjha jaye POETRY nahi … wysey tu mujhey izhar bhi nahi aata ..izhar se pehlay hunsi aa jati hae hehehehehe  aur izhar ka ’satyanaas’ ho jata hae … hahahahahaha……Aap mae se ziada tar khushqismat log hain jo mujhey parhtey hain suntey nahi …. 

When I think about ‘him’ , I feel so good hehehehe…. A smile comes on my face with tears in my eyes … aur phir apney aap se saada saada fights ….. uff kash mae thuri ‘complicated’ hoti

‘Lafz’ kesay thay ?

Pakistani media is ridiculously handling the current prevailing situation in the country. When operation Rah-e-Raast was started, media was perplexed like anything. In the beginning they were reporting this war as a civil war going on in Darfur. Media took one week to realize that their heroes ( Mulvi Fazalullah & co.) were actually  the beasts of the earth. Media, that was projecting them as a torch-bearer of peace, managed to take a U- turn and suddenly we could hear ‘ tera khuda ,myra khuda’ and other patriotic songs. Talat Hussain did a programme to ‘unveil’ Mufti sahib and party’s BACKGROUND. (Though I was bit surprised for why he did not do that ‘research’ before)
 

BUT few anchors of current affairs programmes don’t realize how grave the situation is. I have already talked about Javaid Chudhary ‘s wisdom.  Let me quote Qatrina Hussain today. In her SHOW ‘Syasi Log’ Khawaja Saad Rafiq and Dr. Firdous Aashiq Awan were the guests. Mr. Rafiq was there to ‘oppose’ military action in Swat and Dr. Awan was supposed to defend that operation. Host of the programme was inclined towards Khawaja Sahib. Just imagine Dr. Awan facing these two ‘seasoned’ CRITICS. ‘Direct’ questions from Qatrina and ridiculous answers by Dr. Firdous Aashiq Awan. I don’t know why government chose that lady to go and advocate that operation. Did Qatreena invite her deliberately??? Did she not know the ‘worth’ of that lady??? Dr. Firdous was not able to give a single satisfactory answer of any question and Khawaja Saad Rafiq was winning the game for his party. They are making fun of the sacrifices of people of Swat and of Pak Army.
 

Host of any programme must be impartial and objective in his/her approach. Qatreena Hussain, herself, was narrating the plight of  IDP’s in a way as Pakistan Army was responsible for all that….  Disputes could be settled by negotiations.   Actually Qatrina’s father was not forced to marry her with a ‘true’ Muslim.   Negotiations, negotiations, negotiations ….. I want to see that ‘brave’ lady , who can speak English fluently, negotiating with Muslim Khan with her hands coloured with nail polish and of course with hair untied.
Which negotiations they are talking about?????? … A layman, with very little understanding, knows that Taliban cannot leave their agenda … their agenda of making Pakistan a  breeding ground for terrorist activities and a laboratory for their so called ‘shariat’.

May be you want me to keep my mouth shut.
I am sorry ,I can not!!!!!
My father loves me very much and I can’t see body of my ‘slaughtered’ brother.

I.I said—Then, dearest, since ’tis so,

Since now at length my fate I know,

Since nothing all my love avails,

Since all, my life seemed meant for, fails,

Since this was written and needs must be—

My whole heart rises up to bless

Your name in pride and thankfulness!

Take back the hope you gave,—I claim

—Only a memory of the same,

—And this beside, if you will not blame,

Your leave for one more last ride with me.

(more…)

” Lahore dhamakey mae Bharat Mulawas ho sakta hae ” … Law Minister Punjab Rana Sanaullah

hmmmmmm…….

Mujhey 10 minutes pehlay tak tu neend aa rahi thi , ub nahi aa rahi

-Bharat Mulawas ho sakta hae

Myri maid ne kal myrey fav. scarf ki washing machine mae dhajiaan bkhear di–

RAW ki shararat lagti hae

Raat FESCO ne achanak loadshedding ka schedule change kar diya …

Baerooni anasar ki kar-farmai lagti hae

Myra khawab toot gya….

Sarhad paar ki gyee saazish nazar andaz nahi ki ja sakti hahaha

Rehman Malik aur Kaira ki statements nahi milti….

Kuch hamsaye mumalik Pakistan ko mustahkim nahi dekhna chahtey

Main bhagtey bhagtey rah gyeee

Bharat hmarey androni muamlaat mae mudakhlat kar rha hae

Uss ko myra zara khyal nahi

Bharati Soochi samjhi saazish:-(

Dhoop buhut taiz hae…

Bharat ka mulawas hona kharij-az-imkan nahi

Myri damaghi haalat???

RAW aur CIA ki milli bhagat