Archive for the ‘Pakistan’ Category

Zahreela Halwa aur Daata Darbar

 I love Halwa. Es ka yeh matlab nahi kay main ‘mulvain’ hon. Mujh se mil kar tu yeh Maulvi hazrat apni ‘aqal’ aur ‘feham’ kay mutbaiq gin kay poora 33 baar Lahul Wala Quwata parhain. Halwa mujhey es liye pasand hae kay halwa hota hee es qabil hae .. meetha meetha .. dil [...]

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Happy Independence Day !

Keep smilinggggggggggggggggggggggg!
We are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Bilamuqabla …

Kitney khushqismat hotay hain woh log jin k opponents ‘boycott’ kar detay hain aur wo bilamuqabla jeet jatey hain uff kitna maza aata ho ga bilamuqabla jeetnay main .
According to my personal analysis bilamuqabla jeetna sirf uss waqt mumkin hae jub…
___ Aap es qabil hee na hon k koi aap ko muqablay [...]

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Nayni’s Blog after Cyber Crime Law

Shumaila Rana Shumaila Rana
Tum Ne aakhir kion na Jana
Syasat ka asool-e- zareen hae
jub bhi khana mil kay khana
mushkil gar parr jaye kabhi tu
Soch kay rakho koi acha sa bahana
Shumaila Rana Shumaila Rana
Tumhara bhi hota jo syasi gharana
phir konsi kachehri ,konsa thaana?
Musheer se lae kar vazeer tak
sab ka task hota tum ko bchana
Kuch international sazish lagti [...]

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Syasi Khichri

Ershad-e-Hazrat Yousaf Raza Gilani
” Hmara Parliyamani nizam Khichri hae”
Itniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tauheen Khichri ki Yeh siyastdan kisi cheez ko bakhshain gae k nahi Kahan khichri jaisi ‘azeem’ cheez kahan Pakistani Parliamentary system … bunda poochay koi aur example nahi thi denay ko . Keh detay kay Parliamentary nizam aysa hae jaisey myri Ezdawaji [...]

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A Suicide Attack

Aaj wo din aa gya tha jis ka initzar usae ayk ursey se tha. Uss ki ‘muqadas’ maan ne usae janam diya hee es azeem din k liye tha. Shoro shoro mae wo apni takhleeq k maqsad se bey-khabar raha magar phir ’significant others’ ne usae khawab e ghaflat se jgaia aur es ‘mazhabi’ [...]

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My ‘Live’ Commentary on Cricket Match …. Twenty Twenty World Cup Final

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet babies standing infront of players … Hain yeh Younis Khan konsa ‘tarana’ parh rha hae hehehehehe….
Oh My God …Sri Lanka has won the toss …..
Happy faces in the stadium
Oooooooooooooo Simon Taufel
Who is this bowler ?????
Yeh AAmir kon hae bhiii ????? …. I havn’t seen him b4…
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Outtttttttttttttttt
Dun [...]

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The Media Must Keep its Mouth SHUT !!!

Pakistani media is ridiculously handling the current prevailing situation in the country. When operation Rah-e-Raast was started, media was perplexed like anything. In the beginning they were reporting this war as a civil war going on in Darfur. Media took one week to realize that their heroes ( Mulvi Fazalullah & co.) were actually  the [...]

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Bharat Mulawus ho sakta hae….

” Lahore dhamakey mae Bharat Mulawas ho sakta hae ” … Law Minister Punjab Rana Sanaullah
hmmmmmm…….
Mujhey 10 minutes pehlay tak tu neend aa rahi thi , ub nahi aa rahi
-Bharat Mulawas ho sakta hae
Myri maid ne kal myrey fav. scarf ki washing machine mae dhajiaan bkhear di–
RAW ki shararat lagti hae [...]

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Is Swat not our problem???

When media, political parties and lawyers were struggling for the revival of judiciary in Pakistan , people had nothing else to discuss (mainly) except long march. I remember that at my home and  work place , everyone was asking just one question ‘aakhir bnay ga kya Pakistan ka ‘ . Majority of our people don’t know what is [...]

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