Zahreela Halwa aur Daata Darbar

 I love Halwa. Es ka yeh matlab nahi kay main ‘mulvain’ hon. Mujh se mil kar tu yeh Maulvi hazrat apni ‘aqal’ aur ‘feham’ kay mutbaiq gin kay poora 33 baar Lahul Wala Quwata parhain. Halwa mujhey es liye pasand hae kay halwa hota hee es qabil hae .. meetha meetha .. dil , damagh ,rooh aur maaiday ko sakoon bakhsh denay wala. Myrey buhut qareebi log buhut achey tareeqay se jantey hian kay mujhey ‘aaj kal’ halwa kis qadar azeez ho gya hae. Aray nahi nahi koi ‘khush-khabri’ nahi hae :-p , main aaj kal hmesha ki tarah sirf ‘meetha’ choor kay smart honay ki koshishon mai masroof hon. Sirf meetha kion ????? …well kionk main khati hee sirf MEETHA hon. Agar main meethay kay elwa kuch aur khaney ki koshish karon tu es kay peechay muharik sirf yahi jan’na hota hae kay meetha kitna meetha hota hae .

Aaj jub myri maan ji ne hatim taii ki qbar pe laat martey hoye mujhey sugar-free tea kay sath sugar-free wheatables khaney ka mashwra diya tu newspaper main word ‘zahreela halwa’ baqaida myri ankhon kay samney nachney laga. Agar kisi ne hulway(maulvi) ko hulway se marney ki koshish ki tu eman se bari hee meeethi aur masoom koshish thi. Magar uss masoom ko yeh nahi pta tha kay hmarey maulvi itney ‘zahreelay’ hain andar se kay meethay main milay gye ‘zahar’ ka un pe khatir khawa asar hona hee nahi tha. Baekarr main halway ko kharab aur badnaam kiya.  Ub khatam darood pe maulvi food inspector sath lae k aya karain gae kionk myri tarah halwa khana tu wo choor nahi saktey. En maulvion kay sath reh kay Pakistan main food inspectors ‘musalman’ ho gye tu???? Pakistan ki population barh nahi jaye gi??? Doctors kya China ka 10 10 rupay wala maal bachain gae??? Food Inspectors ki category CSS groups main shamil ho jaye gi?????? ufffffff kitna ghalat kya kisi ne halwa zahreela kar kay

Khair Halwa chahey NRO se ziada badnaam ho jaye , uss k liye myri muhabbaton ki shiddat main koi kami waqia nahi ho gi IA. 

Ayenda se wo log jo daata darbar hazri k liye jaatey hain un ki bhi 2 khawhishaat tu kumuzkum zaroor poori hon gi. Ayk tu hulwa khaney ki aur dosra Imran Khan ko dekhney ki . Tahrik-e-Insaf ki raabta committee ne PTI kay jalsoon main logon ki kum-hazri ka buhut aqalmandana hul nikala hae. Unhoo ne PTI kay jalsoon ko kamyab bnaney k liye Daata sahib ki shuhrat bhi cash karwaney ki koshish ki hae . youn lagta hae jaisey PTI ka jalsa shoro jahan marzi ho , khatam daata darbar aa k ho ga taak Imran Khan ko sun’ney wala koi tu ho wahan pe Kahin manta’in poori kartey waqt ayk shart yeh bhi na rakh di jaye k PTI kay jalsay main bhi haazri deni hae khair ’syasat’ , Muhabbat aur Jang main sabbbbb chalta hae.