Ms. Nayniiiiii !!!!!

It seems as you’ve been sent to ‘hell’ in last suicide attack. Well if you are there, we feel sorry for ‘Ahlean-e-Hell’ and if you are still a burden on planet Earth  then why are you not ‘updating’ your blog????

You’ve nothing to write on your blog???? Don’t tell us plz.  Lawyers have gone somewhere from Pakistan or President Zardari has come out from President House??? Khadim-e-Ala Punjab has ordered to open Sustaa Petrol Station or Fazal ullah has embraced ISLAM??? Chaudhary Bradran have decided to go with tableeghi jama’t to switzerland or Hamid Meer Has learnt the use of “teer Kuman” ??? Dera Ismail Khan has been made ” Phulaan da Shehar’ or you dont see any kid on the road in torn clothes ????? Bolo…..

Why don’t you accept that you’ve been assigned the duty to cook the lunch and to help Baji (maid) in cleaning the wash rooms ??? Why don’t you write a post on the ‘golden’ announcement of ammi jee that ” main aag lga don gi tumhari ‘digrion’ ko agar tum ne zarda sahi tarah se na pakia tu” … And by the way why don’t you tell it to us that your father has gone to ‘other’ camp??? Why are you not brave enough to accept that your niece has advised you to learn how to change pamper of a child to avoid bizti period in Susraal ?? ANd on the top why are you not telling us about the bunch of idiots at your work place ???

So, when are you going to update this blog to tell us ‘truths’ of your life :-P

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  • bmk says:

    Now that I have been a regular visitor, its disappointing not to find something new to read. All three of ‘em; Aadil, Aeysha & Nayni have been pretty posti, lately.
    I miss asma already, she would invoke the folks to post kuch na kuch…

  • bmk says:

    i watched the talk shows after quite sometime. had resolved with myself k ainda nahi dekhonga as they only disturb more… khair, they were after the Govt. policies & introduction of new tax & all….
    Saleem Safi’s JIRGA program on tribal region on GEO was informative though.

  • Nayni says:

    @bmk

    Sachi baat tu yeh hae k mujhey yeh ’sharm’ aap ki post dekh k hee aai hae k we should also update our blogs :-)
    We all miss Asma Ji :-(

    talk shows main na chahtey hoye bhi dekh hee laeti hon.. I missed Salim Safi’s Jirga Programme. Is he the same person who writes in Jang Newspaper??

  • bmk says:

    dunno about his jang ka’lam but he does write as well. I think i have read him in dail mashriq but since he is with Geo now tau most probably JANG as well. bahut pehlay I would watch him in a pashto program on PTV on current affairs, probably in ramazan. my unkil would watch his program very shauq se & later impress us with his own tabsira. :)
    Tab se I guessed that the guy (SS & not my unkil) has the talent.

    & I didn’t know you have a Job as well. i thought you are into aala taleem only…

    sharminda hona is justified though I am not that posti now. aaj kal ye aizaz Kashkin ne attain kiya hova hay from my circle of friends.

    & Garmion mein Zarda … kheer or Custard, optionally with Jelly happens to be public demaand.

  • Aadil says:

    I know SS though he might not know me ;) I met him and was sitting right beside him in a seminar at Islamic International University last year which was arranged by a few of my friends. He’s from mardan and had his ‘uthna bethna’ with my elder brother while he was making his way to the world of journalism. He’s talented and there’s no doubt about it.

  • Some One Some Where says:

    means ahliyaan-e-hell ki bachat ho gai :P

  • Nayni says:

    @ BMK

    I’ve read Salim Safi’s coloumns on Swat Operation in Jang newspaper. It was a series of coloumns in fact. He tried to explain the situation in very simple words. I got to know alot from his writings.

    Aala taleem is my ‘part time’ masghla . Job is my priority hehehehe… Zinger buhut mehnga hae bhi ;-)

    Kashkin bhai ka waqai kuch pata karwain.. He is the only person who loves my Punjabi heheheheheh

    Meetha pasand hae??? Mujhey bhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii … mujhey kuch aur na milay tu Gurr khana shoro kr deti hon ;-)

    @ aadil

    He will come to know you very soon IA :-) … Ahaaan he is 4rm Mardan.. Talented tu waqai hae ..koi shak nahi es main.

    @ some one some where

    Jee bilkul un ki bachat ho gyee kionk ‘un’ k gunah ‘duniya’ walon se kum they … :-P

    @ Tauqeer

    Jeeee…….

  • bmk says:

    i do like meetha but preferably natural meetha…now don’t ask k GuR kaunsa meetha hova phir? also itna lamba bhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii jitna nahi bal-k sirf pasand hay. : )
    ooper mera matbal ye tha garmion mein meetha thanday form mein pasand kiya jaata hay usually. aap ki ammi garmion mein zarda banva rahi theen. how did it go btw? degriyaan bach gayeen? does she belong to the pehlvan family. : D

    u r right, Zinger is not recommended with in abba ji se milnay vali pocket money. ooper ka maal hona chaiye. shukar hay my fav. dish is bhindi, quite economical.

    Mardan k talent ne tau aaj phir kaafi impress kiya hammain, colombo se bara’he raast. :P

  • Nayni says:

    @ BMK

    u r right ..there is no tukk of zarda in garmian.. but as far as my case is concerned main jis waqt en k qabu aati hon en ka bus nahi chalta k garmion ki sabzian sardion aur sardion ki garmion main ‘ugwa’ k mujh se pakwa lain …yahi haal dosri dishes ka hae …
    Myri mother ‘pehlvan’ family se nahi bulk ‘nafees’ family se hain ;-) Amman k sath problem yeh hae k un ka ayk hee aklota damad ( son in law) hona hae aur aklota hee Beti ka susraal… ub un ka bus nahi chlta k un k liye konsa aysa ‘cook’ tyyar kar k bhaj dain k un ki wah wah ho jaye :-D

    Hae naa zinger khana roz kitna mushkil hae :-( bhindi mujhey bhi buhut ‘pyari’ hae but uss ko khaney k liye sirf ’suggestion’ deni parrti hae , piasa nahi lgana parrta ;-)

    Bilkul ji Mardan , Mardan hae ;-)

  • bmk says:

    aaright, just to clarify k I am not sure if there exists any pehlvan family. I was just watching DWDL lately… vahan bhi ik character is called pehlvan & har waqt mithaiyaan baantti rehti hay…. kaisa connection nikala hay…

    bhindi, mein tau suggestion bhi nahi de sakta. last ik month mein sirf 2 dafa khayee hay bhindi but no worries, I am planning a two weeks visit to home. saari kasar nikal loonga. aaj kal aamoon ki shaamat aayee hoi hay. Ghalib ki rooh ko koos rahay hongay k y he recommended ‘em so strongly. Thank God, GT road pe rates reasonable hain varna acha khaasa buget mokhtas karna paRta. Asma ne last Yr. daraya tha that aam se weight baRhta hay but I guess fruits are very balanced diet.

  • Nayni says:

    @ BMK

    Koi baat nahi aap khao jitnay kha hotay hain aam kionk aap baa’d main kachi lassi pee letay ho :-)
    Koi nahi barrhta weight aap ka IA. Loaadshedding ZindaAbad ;-)

 

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