A Suicide Attack
Aaj wo din aa gya tha jis ka initzar usae ayk ursey se tha. Uss ki ‘muqadas’ maan ne usae janam diya hee es azeem din k liye tha. Shoro shoro mae wo apni takhleeq k maqsad se bey-khabar raha magar phir ’significant others’ ne usae khawab e ghaflat se jgaia aur es ‘mazhabi’ farezay ki chabuk dasti se anjam dahi k gurr sikhaye. Usae batia gya k hum hee es duniya pe jeenay ka haq rakhtey hain . Jo rastey mae aaye uss k khon ka aakhri qatra bhi nachor lena. ‘Shikar’ karna hmarey mazhub mae manna tu hurgiz nahi.Mahir shikari bano . Ghaat lgana seekho. Dushman ko lalkarna ub zarori nahi. Es pe ULEMA-E-HAQ ‘ijtehad’ kar chukay. Uss pe pusht pe vaar karo. Mardangi ki nishani dharri hee kaafi hae. Zinda bach aao gae tu MUFTI bun jao gae , maarey gye tu Hoorain joq dar joq tumhain baahon mae smeatnay k liye aain gi aur akhbar mae tasweer ‘bonus’ main.
Aae rah-e-haq kay talib, Koi Khuda k ayk honay pe yaqeen rakhta ho uss pe taras na khana . Koi Muhammad ko khuda ka aakhri nabi kehta ho uss ki jaan bhi na bakhshna jub tak wo es baat ki gawahi na de dae k Maulvi Fazalullah 21st century ka mujadid hae. Apney Maan Baap k liye bhi pareshan na hona. Qiyamat ka haal tu khuda janta hae magar yahan unhae hum dollars k haar zaror pehna dain gae. Hum khud bhi tumharey sath chaltey magar aaj zara paet mae dard hae . TARGET k nazdeek pta nahi toilet hae bhi k nahi. Maulana ko khansi ki shikyat hae . kaheen dushman hoshyar na ho jaye. Tu myrey bachey tumhae hi aaj ‘ shariat e Fazalullah’ k liye azeem qurbani deni hae. Daro mattt . Hum ne konsa kisi ajnabi jungle ka intikhab kiya hae. Apna ‘farm house’ hae jee bhar kay apney ‘darjaat’ ki bulandi k liye ‘kaafir’ maaro. Ummat pe itna asan waqt bhi kabhi aaya tha ????
Hye hyeeeee baechara Machaar …. Janey ‘kahan se’ RADIO pe daras sun k aa k jazbaat mae mujh pe ’suicide’ ATTACK kar betha …ub myrey hath pe uss ki laash parri hae….. Jaldi mae shaid ‘ Jacket’ pehn’na bhol gya ..chchchchchchchch 
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hahaha .. hats classic!
An ironic post with so much food for thought!
un ko kya pata k qaum Rahman Malik ki train ki hoi hay jo har waqt hoshyar bash rehti hay…
next time, they are going to send a LAL BAIG, I tell you. btw, I must commend the hausla of this machar jo itni garmi mein bhi survive kar raha tha, ik Nanhi si jaan lainay k liye….
@ Aadil
Thank you
@ BMK
I deliberately used ‘Machharrr’
…. Yahi tu sochney ki baat hae kay 2001 se ub tak Pakistan mae jo itni ’shadeed’ GARMI parri uss k bawjod yeh MACHAAR survive kesay kar gya 
naa sirf survive kar gya bulk acha khasa mota taaza bhi hae 
….
Lal Baig hahahahaha …. I am waiting for centipede
oh haan, I have seen those type of machar jo kaheen chupay reh jatay hain & grow real big as compared to common machars particularly the long legs.
But that put them in more trouble. can’t fly away or hide. So just wait & see the anjaam of there ‘macharz’ too… : )
well, they know that you are good against centipedes & have encountered once when you had to prove brave in front of Ammi. only if they would also know that how good tukka that was. : )
@ BMK
I encountered with centipedes not ONCE ….
They would never come to know about the ’secret’ behind my bravery as I don’t share my ‘lunch’ with ‘Political Agents’
btw aik post kion delete hui hai ?
Why, just why you deleted the previous post??
@Tauqeer
That post gave sacrifice at the altar of my anger .
@ Aadil
I was feeling low.
cheater
@ Tauqeer
bus aysee hee hon main
heheeeeeee well post………
@ MZ
Shukria