Yousaf Raza Gilani is “reciting” Asif Zardari’z Words Today on T.V
Important announcements are expected as PM of Pakistan is going to address the nation today. ( on the behalf of Zardari Jee)
If you want to see that “heeno meeno”on t.v then fine otherwise the following announcements are expected .
- Judiciary will be restored after “any” thirty days .
- We are happy for the fact that we ‘ve add popularity to Murree by keeping Murree declaration alive. We promise that we will always keep this declaration controversial.
- Gold is a precious metal . We acknowledge this fact so during our government It has got highest rate in Pakistan.
- We believe in freedom of expression . We give chance to people to express themselves . Yesterday’s Stock Exchange toor phoor is the example of this freedom of expression.
- We are trying to not to be isolated in the world so we all , me , zardari jee , nawaz sharif jee spend our most of the time outside the country.
-We will control inflation . When ? ..well I’m muslim . I don’t believe in predictions.
-Our government will give women their due place . We are keenly studying Kishmala Tariq’s case . If she feels comfortable tu hmari bahain khuli hain.
- Musharraf was the wicked person when we were in opposition but he is improving now . We have passed him by giving GRACE marks.
- We are your true representatives . We will EAT for you and we will DRINK for you.
- We will make Pakistan an example for the world so that West can rest here .
Bibi Zindabad
Zardari Payendabaad
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